Your spirits are higher than a stoner at a reggae festival and your wit’s sharper than a butcher’s blade, injecting a ray of sunshine into the lives of all those who cross your path. Even at the office, instead of avoiding those gloomier than a British summer’s day, consider it a lively game to slap a smile on their miserable mugs. Your lucky phrase for the day is: “Keep your chin up, even if it does make your double chin more noticeable.” It’s not only a great mantra for positivity but also a fabulous exercise for your jowls.

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