This weekend, you’ve got a social do or some peculiar bash that’s set to be a right corker after a week that’s been as chaotic as a hen do in Ibiza. So, if you’ve been chained to your desk or trapped in your gaff like a cat in a bag, now’s your tickety-boo time to leg it and have a rollicking good knees-up. Your lucky item for the week? A feather duster. Why? Because even when you’re cleaning up your act, you’re still tickling someone’s fancy.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!