You’ve been gallivanting about with your chums like a cat on the tiles, haven’t you darling? It’s been one knees-up after another, and your diary’s chock-full, looking like a bingo caller’s wet dream! Now, you’re on the sniff for some well-connected sorts to give your ambitions a bit of a leg-up. And now, here’s your lucky charm: A rubber chicken! Now, I know what you’re thinking, What the blooming heck am I supposed to do with a rubber chicken? Well, darling, you just keep it close. It’s not just a tickle stick, it’s your passport to luck. And if all else fails, you can always stuff it down your trousers and make an outrageous fashion statement!

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