It’s about as easy as herding cats to get your flatmate or your other half to grasp your grand plan, especially when you’re banging on about your future dreams and all that tosh. Might be because you’re presenting your ideas like a dog’s dinner. Pay some heed to their quizzical looks and ponder your retort. And for Pete’s sake, put some thought into it, you numpty! Lucky charm for the day: A rubber duck. Because in a world full of prats, it’s good to have something that’ll always float your boat, innit?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!