Look at you, the messiah of multitasking, ain’t you just the bee’s knees? You’re juggling life’s balls like a circus act on Red Bull. You manage to keep things as peaceful as a Sunday afternoon in a retirement home. But here’s the kicker, your mate next door is feeling as overwhelmed as a vegan in a butcher’s shop. Be a diamond, pop over and lend a hand, will ya? Lucky tip for you: Always keep a rubber chicken in your pocket. It’s a great conversation starter and, if you’re in a pinch, a mediocre lunch. Just remember, it’s better to be looked over than overlooked, my old china.

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