Listen up, romance is thicker than London fog and you don’t need to be tearing up daisies like a crazed gardener to figure out your love life, alright? You’ve got something you’re itching to ask someone, so stop faffing about and pull your finger out. If you’re already tied down with a partner, brace yourself, they’re cooking up something for you tonight, and let’s just hope it’s not their famous shepherd’s pie. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. It’s like the Tinder of the plant world, you’ve got to sift through a lot of rubbish before you find the one you’re after. And when you do, it’s probably still going to disappoint you.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!