Your other half appears as baffled as a chimp with a Rubik’s cube when it comes to deciphering your cryptic self, but you’re not quite ready to bare all, love. You’re still trying to figure out your own noggin, let alone explain it to someone else. It’s like trying to explain the offside rule to someone who thinks football is just rounders with a bit of a kick. It takes more bottle than a brewery to lay your feelings bare, and at the mo, you’re about as courageous as a mouse in a cat convention. Lucky charm: A clove of garlic. Not only will it keep the vampires at bay, it’ll also ensure your partner maintains a safe social distance while you’re trying to understand yourself. Remember, nothing screams “I need space” like a garlic-breath kiss.

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