Cor blimey, mate, you’re off to a flyer, ain’t ya? You’re about to sell ice to an Eskimo with your avant-garde ideas about work, health, or dosh! Trust your gut, love, it’s not just for digesting all that fish and chips. You’ve got the conviction of a cat on catnip, and if you add a dollop of bloody-mindedness on top, you’ll be bulldozing through obstacles like a wrecking ball through a china shop. Your lucky charm is a four-leaf clover, but let’s be honest, the only green you’re interested in is the kind that folds and fits in your wallet. So, stuff that clover in your pocket, not for luck, but for a laugh when you realise you’ve been walking around with a plant in your trousers all day!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!