You’re banging away at this new trick like a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest, aren’t you? But keep at it, love. Soon you’ll be so chuffed with your efforts, you’ll be grinning like a Cheshire cat on speed. There’s a new business deal or some sort of money malarkey in the works. It’s more complex than a Rubik’s cube at a Mensa meeting, so don’t just dive in headfirst like a drunken duck. Think it over, mull it around, chew it up and spit it out before you put pen to paper on anything legal or binding. If it’s all as clear as mud, call in the big guns. Get an expert on the case, someone who can make sense of the gobbledygook. As for your lucky charm, it’s a teapot this week. Yes, you heard it right – a bloody teapot. Why? Because just like a good brew, life needs a bit of time to stew before it tastes just right. And besides, nothing says British like a hot cuppa, does it?

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