If you’ve been feeling like your love life’s been as dry as a nun’s nasty, why not whip up some thrilling plans to inject a bit of colour back into your dreary duet? If you’re swinging solo, don’t fret pet, you might be closer to snogging someone than you think. Life’s about to throw a curveball your way, so grab your helmet and prepare for a wild ride. Consider getting chummy with someone who’s got more creativity in their little finger than you’ve got in your entire body. And here’s your lucky tip: If you’re ever stuck in an awkward situation, just pretend you’ve got a sudden bout of explosive diarrhoea. It’s a lucky escape that no one ever questions, for fear of the gruesome details.

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