Don’t get your knickers in a twist about convincing these pillocks to swallow your grand ideas. They might nod along like bobbleheads on a bumpy ride, but there’s more chin-wagging to be done. Like a British summer, things could flip unexpectedly before you get any clear skies. For now, draft your masterplans but remember, they’re as flexible as a yoga instructor on a bender. Lucky Phrase: “Bob’s your uncle.” Now how’s that for a stroke of good luck? Just remember, if Bob really is your uncle, you might want to double-check that lottery ticket.

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