You’re about to have a spark of originality so bright, you might just set your knickers on fire! Brace yourself for some good news about your job or wallet – it’s about time your boss noticed you’re not just a pretty face. Sweet as a nut, this is your golden ticket to start plotting your rise to world domination, or at least maybe afford that fancy brolly you’ve been eyeing up. Your future’s looking brighter than a black cab’s headlights in a London fog. Now, don’t go getting your knickers in a twist, but I reckon a four-leaf clover might just be your lucky charm. Keep one in your pocket – it might help balance out the fact you’ve got the grace of a drunken badger on roller skates!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!