If you catch your mate or the bloke next door fannying about in a dodgy manner, don’t be quick to act like Sherlock Holmes, you nosy bugger. Instead, give it a tick to mull it over. If their tomfoolery doesn’t cock up your day, there’s no need for ’em to know you’ve had a gander at their shenanigans. And here’s your lucky charm: a blindfold. It’ll spare you from witnessing any more neighbourhood hanky-panky and give your peepers a rest. Let’s face it, the less you see, the less you’ll be scarred for life.

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