Brace yourself, love, you’re in for a right rollercoaster. Apparently, you’re all set for a team effort of some sort. Now, don’t expect a merry jamboree, because it’s more like Russian roulette – you never know what you’re gonna get! Speaking of lotteries, you’ve got some long-haul trips on the horizon. By ‘long’, I’m not talking about the loo break during the commercial break of your favourite soap opera. No, darling, think more along the lines of Around the World in Eighty Days, but with less David Niven charm and more Ryanair legroom. And will these voyages bring you the joy you’re banking on? Well, the company you keep and the dodgy destinations you end up in will all add a certain something to the overall ‘experience’. Just remember, it’s about the journey, not the destination, especially if the destination is Skegness. Separately, your lucky item this week is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right, a rubber duck. It’s supposedly for good luck, but let’s be real, it’s probably more for company when you realise halfway across the Atlantic that your travel partner has all the charisma of a damp sock. And here’s a charming little mantra for you: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but if it’s a dodgy kebab, it might just give you the runs!” Happy travels, darling!

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