If you choose to toss your best mate or your beloved’s advice down the loo, don’t be gobsmacked if you end up up the creek without a paddle. If you’ve been warned but still hurl yourself into the jaws of chaos, don’t expect them to play knight in shining armour. Instead of charging in like a bull in a china shop, why not slow your roll, have a cuppa, and take things one step at a time, love? Lucky tip for you: “Slow and steady might not win the race, but at least you won’t look like a complete muppet.” Don’t fret, it’s not just a witty quip – it could save your bacon one day.

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