Blimey! You’ve been so nose-deep in your to-do list, you didn’t even clock that the health niggle that’s been doing your nut in has done a runner. One minute it’s there, giving you gyp and nicking all your kip, the next, it’s scarpered. It’s enough to make you feel chuffed to bits as you can now shove it out of your noggin. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Aye, it’s as much use as a chocolate teapot, but it might stop you tripping over your own feet for once.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!