Well, you’ve got a dreary business meeting looming over you like a seagull on a chip. Keep calm and carry on, though. It’s not just your knickers in a twist; everyone’s feeling as jittery as a jellied eel. Just remember, you’re no more a muppet in their eyes than they are in yours. Flying solo? Hold onto your hat! You’re about to be whisked off your feet by a new love interest, faster than a Jack Russell on a sausage roll. Let’s hope they’re better looking than the back of a bus. Oh, and your lucky item? It’s a rubber duck. Because, let’s face it, you’ll need something to laugh at when you’re up shit creek without a paddle.

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