Well, butter my crumpets and call me Mary Poppins, you’re about to dip your toe into a brand new puddle of intrigue, you lucky devil. It might be something to do with your day job (God help us all), or it could just be a new hobby like knitting with spaghetti or competitive bog snorkelling. Get ready to be tickled pink by this titillating twist, you might even feel like you’re doing something useful for once. You’ll be grinning like a Cheshire cat who’s just found the cream and the tin opener. Now, brace yourself for this nugget of wisdom. Your lucky charm for the week is a used tea bag. Why, you ask? Because just like you, it’s soaked, a bit squashed, and full of potential for a second steeping. Give it a go, you never know, it might just brew up a storm.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!