You’ve got some highfalutin bigwig pulling the strings behind your back. You’re not daft, you’ve got your beady eyes on all the sneaky shenanigans. It’s a right royal pain in the bum knowing that some pompous prat has such sway over your life, dictating your doings like some sort of puppet master. But don’t you worry, soon enough you’ll be slipping out of their grasp like a well-lubricated eel! Lucky Charm: A rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right, a rubber duck! Because when life hands you lemons, you can always count on a rubber duck to bring a chuckle. Just don’t let it float away like your sanity!

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