Cor blimey, it looks like you’re stuffing your gob more than your trousers can handle! Playing circus with a hundred different jobs is about as clever as a chocolate teapot, guaranteed to leave you in a right old two and eight. And if you think dragging your poor, unsuspecting family and mates into your hare-brained schemes won’t leave you knackered, you’re as mad as a box of frogs. You’re not the Duracell bunny, love, so don’t go running yourself ragged. Be a clever clogs and take a breather once in a while, otherwise you’ll end up as useful as a chocolate fireguard! Your lucky charm this week is a teabag – because even when you’re in hot water, you’re still useful. Just remember not to stew too long or you’ll turn bitter, love.

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