You’re all fired up to crack on with this wild flight of fancy that’s been buzzing around your bonce. But then, your so-called chum pipes up with a quip on the level of a wet fart, leaving you in a right tizzy about whether your grand scheme will sink or swim. Why not go chinwag with some old codger who’s been around the block a few times? They might just have the savvy to help you turn this pipedream into a proper corker. And here’s a little nugget of wisdom for you: ‘A bird in the hand makes a bloody mess.’ So maybe your lucky charm is a pair of rubber gloves. After all, it’s always handy to have a barrier between you and life’s messy bits, isn’t it?

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