Listen here, darling, you’re currently up the proverbial creek at work without a paddle. It’s like you’re trying to herd cats whilst wearing buttered boots. But don’t fret, petal, there’s a mate in your midst who’s more efficient than a Swiss watchmaker on a caffeine binge. Pair up with that gem, and you’ll be knocking out tasks faster than a dodgy kebab exiting your system. Their pep talks will have you so pumped up, you’ll feel like a balloon at the Macy’s Parade. A little birdie tells me your lucky colour is neon pink. So, slam on that blindingly bright pink tie or scarf – you’ll stand out like a bulldog in a beauty pageant, but hey, at least they’ll see you coming!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!