Why are you flogging yourself like a donkey on double time when you’re as knackered as a worn-out tyre? You’re on the road to becoming as useful as a chocolate teapot, mate. You need a bit of a breather, a time-out, a kit-kat moment – whatever you want to call it, so stop moping about like a wet weekend! You’ve been treating your emotional health like a red-headed stepchild and it’s about time you gave it some love. So, quit feeling as guilty as a cat in a goldfish bowl and take a bloody day off! Go ahead, don’t be a martyr to the cause. You’re not the only pebble on the beach, you know! Your lucky phrase for today is “I’m free as a bird”, so spread your wings and fly, darling – though knowing your coordination, you’d probably crash into a window. Just remember, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs, so make sure it’s not your noggin.

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