You might be tempted to have a natter and a flirt with that fit bit next door. But remember, you’re not a bloody playboy – you’re as likely to toy with feelings as you are to win the lottery! Let’s keep it friendly, sweetheart, and save the heartbreak for your soap operas. Now, onto your career. You’re about as subtle as a bull in a china shop, but you’re going to need to find your inner James Bond. Some sneaky moves will help you shimmy up that career ladder faster than you can say “promotion”. For today’s lucky charm, I’m giving you a feather. Why? Because you’re as light as one when it comes to subtlety. Maybe it’ll teach you something about being gentle and delicate. And remember, darling, if the feather doesn’t work, you can always use it to tickle your fancy or dust off your failures.

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