Brace yourself, love. That pesky squabble about who gets the family silver or who’s stuck with Auntie Mabel’s hideous porcelain cat collection is popping its head up again today. The minute someone even mentions it, you know it’s about to get stickier than a toffee pudding at tea time. This is just the sort of nonsense that pulls your focus from something that had you as giddy as a schoolgirl at a One Direction concert. A friendly chinwag is about to turn into a blazing row quicker than you can say “Bob’s your uncle”. And here’s your bit of luck for the day: your lucky colour is chartreuse. Yeah, I said chartreuse. I know it looks like the colour of a sickly frog, but who am I to argue with the stars, darling?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!