Now, don’t you start counting those chickens before they’ve hatched, darling! Yes, I’m talking about that property malarkey and that house-buying rigmarole. It’s all looking rather tickety-boo and you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank… or rather the estate agent. And would you believe it, your family have suddenly turned into a bunch of comedians! It’s all giggles and guffaws around the dinner table. Just don’t let Aunt Mabel choke on her false teeth, eh? Be a good sport and stock up that fridge of yours. Who knows, you might be playing host to a sudden gathering of freeloaders. Just remember, if they start rooting through your drawers, they’re out on their ear! Lucky charm: A can of baked beans. You never know when you might need a makeshift weapon, or a quick meal for unexpected visitors. Just don’t let one rip in the middle of the party, love!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!