Steer clear of the domestic rumbles, love, as you don’t need that sort of faff. Some numpty might bite off more than they can chew or start making promises that they’ve got no hope in hell of keeping. This leaves them feeling like they’re drowning in a sea of jobs they’ve got absolutely no idea how to handle. And guess who they’re gonna turn to? That’s right, you, even though you had your own plans. What a right royal pain in the arse! Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why? Because, darling, if you’re going to be dealing with people who can’t keep their act together, you might as well have some company in the bath where you can drown your sorrows.

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