You’ve been sat there, chin in hand, wondering if you should listen to your gut and nab a bit of me-time, haven’t you? Or should you bend over backwards, like a contortionist at a circus, to keep your mate or your other half happy and trot along to some dull as dishwater shindig that couldn’t hold your interest if it was covered in glitter and sang show tunes? Here’s a tip, love: make kicking back your top priority. You’ll be more up for a laugh later, once you’ve replenished the old batteries, and you won’t be as grumpy as a bear with a sore head. Now, for your lucky bit: The phrase of the day is “The early bird catches the worm,” but in your case, it’s more like “The early bird gets to avoid the boring party.” So, grab your lucky pair of slippers, pop the kettle on, and indulge in a bit of cheeky self-pampering. You’ll thank me later.

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