Well, initially you might think the best way to handle a row with your pal is to sit on your bum, sip your tea and wait for it all to blow over like a good British summer. But crikey, all it takes is a cheeky online chinwag to realise you’re up the creek without a paddle, and you’re going to need to put in a bit more elbow grease to sort out this whole mess. Lucky phrase for the day: “Keep your knickers on!” It’s an oldie but a goldie, perfect for when you need to keep your cool when your mate’s doing your nut in. Just remember, don’t say it to the Queen!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!