You’re finally all pumped up to make a few teeny-weeny yet bloody important decisions that might just turn your world from a pigsty into a palace, innit? Family dramas can finally be thrashed out without everyone chucking the crockery. This gives you the guts to tackle that bloody chore you’ve been avoiding like the dentist, mate. And here’s a bit of a giggle, your lucky phrase is “Mind the gap”. Cheeky, isn’t it? But remember, it’s not just for dodging the tube doors, it’s also handy when avoiding any family feuds or tedious tasks. A gap can be a lifesaver, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!