What appears to be a bloody irresistible offer could actually turn out to be a rotten kipper you’d best avoid. That seemingly golden opportunity could unravel quicker than a cheap pair of Primark knickers, leaving you as gutted as a fish on a Friday. Be as cautious as a nun in a cucumber field when it comes to dipping your hands in your pockets for others. If you’re dithering like a posh bloke at a chippy, then for heaven’s sake, hold your horses. Now, here’s a cheeky bit of luck for you – your lucky charm is a three-legged rabbit. Don’t ask how the poor bugger lost his leg, just be grateful it wasn’t yours.

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