Your pal or office sidekick is spouting more nonsense than a politician at a public inquiry. Normally, they’re as reliable as a Swiss watch, but today, they’re more like a chocolate teapot, as useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory. Makes you wonder if you can trust ’em as far as you could comfortably spit a rat. Lucky Charm: The horseshoe. Not only good for giving your nag a pedicure but also handy for clouting your not-so-trustworthy workmate if they continue with their tomfoolery. But remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a tooth.

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