Cor, blimey mate! You’ve got to grab any old chance that bobs up to flash your fancy tricks. The crowd’ll be knocked for six by just what you can knock out when you give it some welly. Your noodle’s getting all in a twist about love, ain’t it? You’ve been tripping over a couple of fresh faces that’ve got your heart doing the Lambeth Walk. And if you’re already batting for a team, your partnership’s getting as solid as a pint of stout. Here’s your lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. I know, it’s about as original as a cockney in a pearly king suit, but it’s said to bring you luck. Or hay fever. Whichever comes first.

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