For the sake of your own sanity, love, you might get the urge to fiddle with some old cobwebs a few times over. There’s this know-it-all workmate who’ll assure you it’s fine if a few minor bits go tits up, as long as the main bits are not in the doghouse. Lucky mantra: “Dodge the doghouse, don’t sweat the small stuff.” Now, isn’t that a charming bit of advice, love? It’s like telling you to ignore the crumbs as long as you’ve got the whole bloody cake!

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