Cor blimey, mate! Popping off to the salt mine ain’t gonna be a doddle today, given your kin and their never-ending demands, not to mention your own personal kerfuffles that need sorting. Your gaff is screaming for your attention like a neglected poodle. But don’t kick off, just buckle down and crack on. And don’t you dare get your knickers in a twist! Lucky charm for the day? A pair of old, unwashed socks. Not because they’ll bring you luck, but because they’ll keep everyone else at a safe, socially-distanced length.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!