It’s been a right old barney in your humble abode, ain’t it? It’s about to get sorted though, and not a moment too soon, you peace-loving wimp. You’ve been so nervous, one could mistake you for a Chihuahua in a thunderstorm. It’s not like you’re a fan of family feuds, are you? More like the soggy biscuit in a biscuit dipping contest. And here comes a relative, butter wouldn’t melt, who’s got nothing but sweet words to pour about you. They’re laying it on thicker than a chav with a fake tan. It’s not all bad, though. They’re about to boost your rep in the fam faster than a streaker at a football match. Oh, and here’s your lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. You might think it’s cliche, but remember, you’re about as original as a Robbie Williams cover band. So, stick that clover where the sun don’t shine, and who knows? You might just pull some luck out of your arse!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!