You’re about to have a proper chinwag with reality, my friend. That romance you had such grand hopes for, well, it wasn’t in the stars, was it? But don’t fret, you’ll soon find a sense of calm amongst folks who don’t stir up a storm of frustration, gloom or prickliness in you. Prepare to be gobsmacked as an old pastime that you’d forgotten about reignites a spark in you. Bit by bit, you’ll feel your love for life returning, just like a proper British summer – unexpected, but entirely welcome! Your lucky charm for the day is a good old cup of tea. It’s not just for sipping, it’s a symbol of tranquility amidst chaos. Trust me, even the Queen’s corgis would agree!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!