You’re not half wound up tighter than a coiled spring, aren’t ya? Drop that barmy idea that you’ve got to be the bees knees at everything. Take a chill pill, kick up your heels, and have a laugh. You’re not auditioning for ‘Britain’s Got Talent’, so no need to nail it first time round, mate. If you’re dabbling with a new pastime, like knitting or belly dancing, don’t rush to be the next Picasso or Shakira. God forbid you cock it up, don’t go into a tizzy. You’re supposed to learn from those cock-ups, not have a meltdown. Here’s your lucky phrase for the day: ‘Sod’s Law’. Use it when things go pear-shaped, it’ll give you a right good chuckle. And remember, there’s no such thing as perfection, but there are plenty of opportunities to make a right old muck up!

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