Oi, mate, hold your horses before you leap headfirst into the next cockamammy scheme you’ve conjured up in that pea-sized brain of yours. See to your unfinished monkey business before you start acting like a dog with two tails, will ya? You’re not exactly reinventing the wheel here, so stick to the bloomin’ rulebook when it comes to your graft. And if your noggin’s too thick to figure it out, don’t you worry, there’s always some poor sod from your work lot or those so-called business partners who owe you one ready to bail you out. And why? Because misery does love company, don’t it? And here’s your lucky charm: a rubber duck. Why? Because when you’re up the creek without a paddle, at least you’ll have a floaty friend to keep you company. Now ain’t that quacking good?

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