Cor blimey! You’ve been as rigid as a Buckingham Palace guard with those new boundaries, haven’t ya? It’s about time to chuck out the old cobblers that’s been bothering you cos of this, and skip towards a view that’s so cheerfully bright, you’d think you’ve nicked the Queen’s diamonds. Keep your peepers peeled, there’s a bloomin’ marvellous future coming your way, so brace yourself, sunshine! Here’s a lucky charm for you: A four-leaf clover. Now, you’re probably thinking, “Where the bloody hell am I meant to find one of those?” Well, that’s your problem, not mine!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!