Blimey, you’re as stubborn as a mule in a hay barn, ain’t ya? Your resolve to bag whatever prize you’ve got your peepers on is so fierce, it could make a bulldog blush. You’re busy making all these decisions and pulling all these moves, it’s like you’re building your own yellow brick road to the top. And don’t think we’ve not noticed � you’re inspiring others, you are. They’re watching you like goggle-eyed goldfish at feeding time. But let’s have a chinwag about what’s really got your knickers in a twist – your health, your dodgy desk job, or your dear old Aunt Edna’s bunions. Spit it out, love, don’t be shy. Now, here’s a lucky charm for ya – a bloody horseshoe. But don’t go whacking it on your front door, alright? Last thing you need is the local nags getting the wrong idea. And remember, as the old saying goes, ‘Don’t throw a horseshoe at a glass house, you’ll only make a spectacle of yourself’.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!