Well, well, well, aren’t we all in a bit of a pickle? Your love life and kiddos are giving you the cold shoulder, enough to turn you into a bloody icicle. I’d say, keep your knickers on, don’t go tossing your toys out of the pram just yet. Your best bet? Sit on your hands, bite your tongue, and practice a bit of the old stiff-upper-lip routine. It’s not rocket science, is it? But don’t be a complete wet blanket, as the day rolls on, things will swing around faster than a one-legged man in a bum kicking contest. You’ll find yourself in the thick of it, nattering away like there’s no tomorrow with all sorts. Now, wouldn’t that be a hoot? And here�s a cheeky tidbit for you, your lucky charm is a pair of undies worn inside out. Oh, don’t look so shocked! At least you’ll have a fighting chance of not getting caught with your pants down.

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