Well, love, brace yourself for a right old family barney at brekkie. Instead of eggs and bacon, you’ll be served a hefty portion of bickering. A right bloody palaver, it�ll be like an episode of EastEnders at your breakfast table. But chin up, darling! Your workmates are backing you up, probably because they can’t stand the sight of you either. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, your abode is about to morph into bloody Blue Peter. You�ll be crafting some makeshift nonsense instead of buying what you need. Who knew you were so artisanal? More like, can’t be arsed to nip to the shops, you absolute lazy sod. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll do much good, dear. You’d have more luck finding a vegetarian at a butcher’s convention.

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