You might need to pull yourself away from your beloved telly to chinwag with a chum or a housemate. You know the type, a right numpty who reckons they’re Sherlock Holmes, but in fact, they’re more like Mr. Bean on a bad day. Don’t let ’em rope you into a task that makes your gut do the hokey cokey. All their spiritual and religious tittle-tattle might tickle your fancy, but remember, it’s all codswallop in the grand scheme of things. Your lucky charm this week is to avoid any commitment like you’d dodge a rabid dog. Just remember, ‘I’d rather stick pins in my eyes’ is a completely acceptable response. And who knows, it might just get a laugh at the pub!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!