Your belly’s got a mind of its own, it’s like a compass pointing out when life’s about to throw you a stinker or a sizzler. Today, you might sense something’s a bit off, like a pint of milk that’s been left out too long. But mind how you go, darling. There’s no need to blabber your hunches about like a tipsy town crier at last orders. Keep your cards close to your chest; nobody needs to see your full hand, especially when it’s just jokers. Also, your lucky phrase for today is ‘Mind the Gap.’ Not just useful for dodging a tumble on the tube, but for avoiding life’s pitfalls too. So remember, next time you’re about to spill your secrets, just ‘Mind the Gap’ between your brain and your mouth.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!