Blimey, it seems you’ve been lumbered with playing the peacekeeper in your motley crew of kin or gaggle of mates. You’re gonna have to muster up some patience, even when they’re behaving like a bunch of barmy nutters. You’d think they’re auditioning for “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”, wouldn’t ya? Meanwhile, some nosy parker from next door will try to clear up a recent kerfuffle. Lucky charm: A teapot. Why? Because just like a good cuppa, it can smooth over any rough patch. Just don’t use it to bash anyone over the head, no matter how tempting.

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