Blimey! Your workmate has decided to go full steam ahead, like a randy bull in a china shop! They’re prancing about with all the subtlety of a drag queen at a nun’s convention. They reckon they’ve got the bottle to tackle whatever kerfuffle comes their way, but you can smell trouble brewing, like a curry house on a Saturday night. If you can put the brakes on this circus before it turns into a full-blown EastEnders episode, now’s the time to step in, love. Your cheeky lucky charm of the day: A rubber duck. Why? Well, if the ship goes down, at least you’ll have something to keep you afloat. And it’s a bloody good listener when you need to rant about your daft colleagues.

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