Listen up, sunshine. That motley crew you’re bumming around with is about to kick off some harebrained scheme that’s got ‘disaster’ written all over it in neon letters. If you’re dead set on proving your worth to this band of misfits, then by all means, throw caution to the wind and march headlong into the fray. You’re a right dab hand at making a spectacle of yourself in crowd scenes, so here’s your chance to shine. Just remember, even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. Now, your lucky charm for the day is a pair of old knickers. Why? Well, they’re about as useful as a chocolate teapot in the grand scheme of things, but they might just give you a giggle when you’re up to your armpits in alligators. And remember, the number 7 is your lucky number… but don’t let that fool you into thinking you’ve got a snowball’s chance in hell of coming out on top.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!