Oi, you! Take a flaming mo to park your bum and have a butcher’s at the carry-on you’re up to. Keeping your loafers on the ground and your peepers peeled is as crucial as a pint on a Friday night when it comes to staying on top of the dog’s dinner you call life. As the day toddles on, you’ll get a clearer idea of how your half-baked schemes are shaping up. And here’s your lucky phrase for the day, darling: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Well, unless it’s over Britain, in which case it’s probably just rain. So, chin up!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!