If some tosser’s inflated ego is getting on your wick, it might feel like they need a good kick down the pecking order. But don’t let your kettle boil over, love. Keep your cucumber cool and whip out some crafty tricks to put them in their place. Lucky phrase for the day: “Keep your wig on!” – A handy phrase to use when someone’s getting their knickers in a twist. Just don’t use it on your boss unless you fancy a stint on the dole!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!